The Dopest Cars I Found for Sale Online

If I ever come across a compact two-door offroad-focused Suzuki SUV and don’t put it into Dopest Cars, I want you to know that I’ve been kidnapped and need your immediate help. Lawyers, guns, money, et cetera. Gimme anything you can, if you think it’ll get me out of whatever mess I’ve made.

This Jimny, however, is far from a mess. It’s a turbocharged model, right-hand drive and fresh from Japan. The seller even claims it’s never been off-road, though how they know that about an imported car remains to be seen. It does look near-mint, absolutely beautiful for the age, and just waiting for a new driver.